A mid-week joke from ProGrad to lighten up your day! 0
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January 18, 2012 by
ProGrad
An Accountant, an Admin Clerk, and their Manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the Admin Clerk.
“I want to be in Hawaii, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world” Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the Accountant. “I want to be in Bali, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of cocktails and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.
“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the Manager.
The Manager says, “I want those two back in the office in an hour.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say!
